...In the beginning there was one

So I am starting this blog first and foremost, as a way to test shit out before making my lady-friend a blog of her very own. "Go Girl" (Sassy black lady voice).
However, I think I will stay up on it as a way to let the little peeps know what it's like to be me. Hardy-friggin'-har. Basically, I don't give a shit enough to lay my life out for you all at once so you "know me". I'll upload stuff I create; music, pics, literary genius, jokes, babies, burritos, baby burritos, etc. What I will do is keep posting random things from my life here and you can get a peak into me from that. Nothing gross, though. No booty-hole pics or anything. You don't get to actually peak INTO me. Unless I have surgery someday. Then I may post pics of that. Let's hope I don't need surgery in my booty hole, but maybe open-heart coolness?
I think, in time (almost immediately), you will find I am awesome and you will be here every day lookin' to see what is up with Derek Rock. If you wanna follow me on twitter, feel free tweet tweet bitch
Rock and Roll Pooty Hole,