SOO! My life as a movie star...

Wudup party people? and those of you who don't really party so much but enjoy reading about parties whilst you feed your 2.3 kids. Seriously? 2.3? WTF. Lemme have at least a .2 of that kid. you have another 2.1 and I know a great recipe that calls for .2 children exactly, plus some thyme, paprika, sauteed onions and cummin (which I always laugh at because it sounds like 'ejaculating' and if you don't, smoke a bowl and call me).









So my first experience wraps up today as an actor. Break down? fuck you, watch the movie, but in short - Myself in my boxers and boots doin' the d-slang and peeing in a bigfoot footprint; black guy named Super Jamal getting pulled over by Officer Hicks in a country-ass location for "jogging around when there have been a lot a othefts lately" (aka: ur black and we're in a country-ass Texas location); me in make-up (normally Friday night); and mucho mas. I think my favorite part of this experience just might be me finding the courage to tell some 15 year ol girls "if there's no grass on the field, I'll play Hockey"/ what? yes.








In other news, I have discovered that a lot of men actually utilize but do not recognize that the "pinch and roll" method is best for nut scratching. Yeah. I know, right? Instead of actually scratching the balls, it's better to pintch a little bit and roll it for relief. Whoknew right? I DID!








AND: Should I grow this mustache?